how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
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Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
i drank out of a bidet.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
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We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
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