Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
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i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
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he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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