Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
zippers are such a cool invention
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
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Even my vagina gasped.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Randomize