Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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