you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
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Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
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He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
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