Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Randomize