Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
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omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
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