How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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