who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
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I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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