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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
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So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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