did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
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CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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