I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
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Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
he broke off your car antennae to use as a walking stick before he smoked because he claimed to lack the facial strength needed to open his eyes when he's high
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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