can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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