why does my vagina smell like weed?
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I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
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But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
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can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We're too hungover to prance.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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