he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
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every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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