If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
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Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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