If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
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I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
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So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
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