At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
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I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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