I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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