she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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