are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
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She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
Man, jail baloney is awful.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
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