why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
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Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
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You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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