Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I just realized that my mother and I have the same favorite sex position, Guess which one!
OMG! Ew.
Lucky Dad.
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When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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