Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
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bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
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There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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