there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
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I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
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Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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