I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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