Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
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I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
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