I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
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I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
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I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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