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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 1:50pm

    Dude. you dont need an abourtion, you just need a wire coathanger

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:07pm

    um excuse me 8:38 but when you say "scrape your tips together" is that your attempt to put down people who work in the restaurant industry for being poor?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:48pm

    hahaha... "SCRAPE" your tips together

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:05am

    I don't want to think you bought a pregnancy test. I'm going to pretend you paid a crack ho $27 to let you pee on her.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:45pm

    8:38 FTW LMAO!!!! But on a serious note... don't get an abortion... That's just wrong.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 2:15pm

    Not even a coathanger. Just a boyfriend for 5 seconds while he punches your gut.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 13, 09 at 4:29am

    6:14 "would be overjoyed to adopt but can't because there aren't enough children" wow, someone lives in a hole. Have you somehow managed to miss the population problem, starving children, and overflowing orphanages? There are more than enough children out there who would love a home already. We don't need to add to it.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:04pm

    6:56 haha actually, i used a dollar store one and thought it was broken, so i went to osco and spent another $40 on other tests. my husband was not amused at the spend-a-thon.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:24am

    I usually just piss on free things like... bums, horses, my roommates cat, babies, and pillow cases!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:38pm

    8:03, it's obviously pregnancy tests. Also, I would never trust a dollar store pregnancy test. That is trash. ALSO, if you can't afford a legit pregnancy test, you probably can't afford a child. Scrape your tips together for an abortion.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:54pm

    Wild guess - pregnancy tests?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:57pm

    @ 6:56: You don't scrimp on something this important. Helluva surprise a few months later.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:54pm

    Pregnancy tests ARE the most logical thing here but I find it funnier to think that they bought 10 bags of cotton balls, bird seed, 6 mice from the pet store, and spent the rest on bologna.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:21pm

    907.. They might have been calling her a stripper. Not only food servers make tips.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:56pm

    Why $27? The dollar store ones work just as well : )

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:03pm

    it could just be a lotttt of toilet paper and some adult diapers

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:08pm

    the dollar store carries preggo tests?? AWESOME! Those things are fucking priiiii-cey.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:53pm

    Most honorable golden shower!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 12:18am

    crack whores are way cheaper than that

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 6:59pm

    yeah I did that beginning of June...they were all positive!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:41pm

    7:08 just do us a favor and go get your tubes tied.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:05pm

    the quality of dollar store merchandise is shitty why would you trust it telling you that your pregnant?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:08pm

    Wee wee pads for dogs?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 10:46am

    sooo 8:45, you would rather she had the child and raised it in that kind of environment?

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 6:14am

    10:46 It's called adoption...there are plenty of parents unable to conceive who would be overjoyed to adopt but can't because there aren't enough children.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:26pm

    7:08 you are a moron!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 9:22pm

    9.07, its a "a square is a rectangle, a rectangle is not a square" kind of thing. many people who would be considered "poor" work in the restaurant industry. Not all people who work in the restaurant industry are poor. Got it? note: I am not 8.38 but just hoping to clarify.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:07pm

    surprise it's a baby

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 10:50pm

    no obviously they bought porno mags.. just gonna r kelly them

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:50pm

    I was going to ask, pregnancy tests or cheap hookers?