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  • 87 48
    Submitted by Mactastic on Dec 4, 11 at 3:17pm

    So, just touch yourself and it won't be a problem...

  • 61 49
    Submitted by ReesesPoofs on Dec 4, 11 at 5:22pm

    ah the old BIdas touch.\n\nok that was a terrible pun im sorry

    • 52 61
      Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 4, 11 at 8:57pm

      this made me laugh out loud at the airport

  • 49 39
    Submitted by bandkid27 on Dec 8, 11 at 7:09pm

    move on to girls then.

  • 43 31
    Submitted by youdoneskonks on Dec 22, 11 at 5:02am

    That's a sign...

  • 55 58
    Submitted by Xavierzrage on Dec 5, 11 at 1:22am

    Maybe if you touch justin beiber he would be heterosexual?

  • 52 54
    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Dec 5, 11 at 11:28pm

    Maybe you should pick up a few pointers. It ain't that hard.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Torilynne on Dec 5, 11 at 6:56pm

    Being homosexual is a bad thing? Having that attitude is a problem.

    • 42 53
      Submitted by coolbath on Dec 6, 11 at 3:56pm

      no but fucking a dude who fucks dudes IS a problem! Good way to get urself some AIDS!

      • 58 47
        Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 6, 11 at 7:29pm

        Yeah, because girls can't carry it?!?! You don't get HIV/AIDS strictly from men or same-sex relationships, homophobic fucktard!

  • 55 64
    Submitted by polacke on Dec 5, 11 at 9:11am

    if that would have beem midas problem, the song would have been sung by freddy mercury!

  • 49 66
    Submitted by bttrdenu on Dec 4, 11 at 5:41pm

    Joe Jonas?

  • 38 52
    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Dec 9, 11 at 12:57pm

    Barbra Streisand?