Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
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I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
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I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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