It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
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my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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