Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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Did we literally take a cab across the street
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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