Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
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she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
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Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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