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  • 80 45
    Submitted by nitro420 on Sep 6, 12 at 6:09pm

    "I think I have ESPN or something, my boobs know when it's raining."

  • 75 42
    Submitted by efoff on Sep 6, 12 at 2:17pm

    I have a pretty awesome imagination myself...

    • 44 45
      Submitted by hurtsogood on Sep 6, 12 at 8:42pm

      Exactly.\nAfterwords they had icecream made by unicorns in tutus.

  • 70 48
    Submitted by rand0mhero80 on Sep 6, 12 at 2:58pm

    Psychic?

  • 69 53
    Submitted by AmbulanceMonkee on Sep 6, 12 at 5:27pm

    It's probably an STD.

  • 61 49
    Submitted by ashannen25 on Sep 6, 12 at 3:22pm

    Precognitive pussy.

  • 56 40
    Submitted by ashbuhbee on Sep 6, 12 at 3:56pm

    JEALOUS.

  • 53 45
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Sep 6, 12 at 7:35pm

    It's called herpes. . .