Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
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Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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