P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
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He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
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