I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
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if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
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I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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