I love having hate sex.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
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One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
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I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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