strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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