I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
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I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
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Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
He? As in you personified your dick?
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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