I think im going to throw up on grandma
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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