this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
its 4am and she invited me over to split a 'romantic bowl of frosted flakes'...really dude?...what do you think she's trying to say?...she better not be kidding about the frosted flakes though.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
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He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Watching her eat just hurts me
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
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Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
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