Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
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I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
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No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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