You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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