He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
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You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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