you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
this just has baby written all over it
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
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I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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