I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
we should paint friendship bongs
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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