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  • Haha had one of those

    Submitted by cuntpuncher on Mar 20, 10 at 1:38am
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  • I make dolphin sounds when I cum, no biiggie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 4:50pm
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  • Proofread your fucking texts before you submit them. I'm way too distracted by what a fuckplank you are to even care what the text says. In this one's case however, it wasn't funny anyway.

    Submitted by BallsMcKenzie on Mar 19, 10 at 6:58pm
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    • Hey BALLS, I'd venture a guess and say that proofreading both defeats the purpose and the authenticity of submitting funny texts. Fuckplank isn't a word, proofread that.

      Submitted by go_awry on Mar 24, 10 at 3:34pm
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  • 5:35 Fucking fail. Nerd.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 8:33pm
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  • Woow reword that!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 5:01pm
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  • Well this ones real at least, the son of a bitch can't text in english

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 4:30am
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  • EW!! I hate Renee zellwegers face!

    Submitted by mae on Mar 19, 10 at 9:11pm
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  • I hate that face Renee makes. It's so uptight! That is an awful cum face!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 20, 10 at 2:39am
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  • Is it jerry maguire renee or fat renee from Bridget jones diary? There is a difference.

    Submitted by styx on Mar 21, 10 at 2:13am
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  • My names Renée!!!

    Submitted by suggee on Mar 19, 10 at 4:16pm
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  • I thought your name was suggee, Renée. \n\nAnyway, for those 15 second when I cum I turn into the Incredible Hulk. I get real loud and something eventually gets broken.

    Submitted by maskedman on Mar 19, 10 at 5:59pm
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  • the fact this was written by a 8 year olds who has let to learn sentence structure removes any humor that might have come from it.

    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Mar 19, 10 at 5:35pm
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  • Lmfao crazy

    Submitted by wf2009 on Mar 19, 10 at 7:58pm
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  • That's attractive...

    Submitted by LindsayBrohan on Mar 19, 10 at 4:11pm
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  • 5:59 That made me laugh more than this retarded text.

    Submitted by ericalew on Mar 19, 10 at 9:17pm
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  • I'm so pissef off by this messed up text! Raaaaaaah! Muthafuckas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 19, 10 at 10:13pm
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