Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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