I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
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Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
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the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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